Imma be a speedster

Every self-respecting basement dweller knows what to do when fictional monsters become real and people get the ability to level up. You figure out an overpowered build, you grind, you snowball, you become ridiculously powerful by abusing niche and seemingly useless skills. You focus on yourself and your own interests, giving token help to others when it strikes your fancy. You survive, you thrive, and you become a god. Dennis has other priorities. What to expect:  - Beating hopelessness with overwhelming fervour, Gurren Lagann style.  - Unhinged yet charismatic MC.  - Absolutely unbalanced power system. FTL is on the plate.  - Comedy grounded by reality. Sometimes things’ll get pretty dark.  - Lots of character growth. Half the book is character growth at this point, and it’s not stopping.  - Nah, I’d win. Updates M/W/F.