Misadventures Incorporated [Volume 3 Stubbing Soon]

A dark but whimsical LitRPG progression epic that respects the speed of light for 6.82 books. She had always despised her puppetmaster's strings. For six long years, they'd bound and controlled her. When opportunity finally knocked, she didn't hesitate for a moment to sever them at their roots. Derailing her scheduled sacrifice, Lady Claire Augustus, scion of the Goddess' Spear, broke from her fetters and sought her first taste of freedom. Alas, it was not paradise that awaited beyond the horizon, but a mind-bending dungeon filled with mythic monsters and silly fae foxes. Armed with nothing but a tattered dress, her thirst for adventure, and a gaggle of potentially imaginary companions, she must rely on her wits to break free of its bounds. The dungeon siphons her sanity with every trial and curse. Only the gods know her fate: with enough time, with enough fury, Claire will devolve into the heartless, heaven-breaking weapon that her blood demands... assuming she ever gets over her daddy issues. Updates every Wednesday and Sunday. Book 1 has been stubbed and is now available on Amazon and Audible. For related content, see the prequel