Rogue Cultivator (Progression, LitRPG, Dark Comedy)

It's all fun and games until someone gets hit by a truck. Then, it's an isekai LitRPG. Zane is a young man with the Chef class, questionable morals, and a rapidly increasing collection of pet spirit beasts. Pinky is a kitsune trying to find her fortune and have some fun along the way.  Using nothing but the power of friendship, murderous pets, and overpowered techniques, they must climb the divine mountain to claim their reward, or die trying.  Too bad they've managed to piss off a powerful group of cultivators. Apparently the sect elders don't like it when you turn their disciples into pet food. Can Zane and Pinky hide from those who seek to do them harm? Will they reach the top of the mountain? Is their restaurant secretly a mimic? Read today and find out! What to Expect: *Cultivation LitRPG* *Lots of Laughs* *A Unique Fusion Setting* *Murderous Pets* *Anti-Hero MC* *No Harem*