The Worst LitRPG Story on Royal Road

It's all in the title man.  -The first volume is the original unhinged marathon of spite-filled jokes that progressively goes off the rails as my medication ran out. You can look forward to erratic wordplay, Santa Claus, bad math, and eccentric humor that occasionally verges on the territory of wit. It's fun for the whole family and also there's a goblin :) -The second volume is a reboot with a more focused plot, an actual structure, and something resembling real characters in the way a wet brick resembles a smartphone. You can read it without reading volume 1 but be warned: it has adult jokes and swear words so you might go to hell if you do (????) -Want to read the rest right now? Want to learn how to be funny? Need to throw throw rocks at me, or support my work long-term? Join the patreon!  -Reading this somewhere other than Royal Road? You're not supposed to be! It's in the darn title!  -Assistant Art Director: KatLovesShrimp